The Stammering of Snowsant AK is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.383 billion Snowsant AKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungmen. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Snowsant AKian economy, worth 75.4 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,524 ★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the government snoops on private internet connections, and a major religion has been named as Snowsant AK's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowsant AK's national animal is the Liberi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snowsant AK is ranked 216,380^th in the world and 31^st in Lungmen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 476.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.